Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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