everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
where am i from again
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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