i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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