Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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