is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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