you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Vodka?
Forever.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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