i think my tv is drunk
Someone shit on the floor
he was CRYING into my vagina
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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