Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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