you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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