Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick has a subreddit
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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