this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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