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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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