how hairy? two words: wookie tits
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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