He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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