: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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