Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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