Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So here I am, sexting at work.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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