Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
This is my gift to your gina
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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