there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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