you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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