I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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