When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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