Already got asked if we're dating
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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