I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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