I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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