Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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