hell yes lets make some ravioli
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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