I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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