My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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