Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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