yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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