WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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