They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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