we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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