hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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