too bad you live with your parents still
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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