Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think your dad took our porno
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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