Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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