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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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  How was it?

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  Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest

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  If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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• (415): View more from California

  sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf

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