I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
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i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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