I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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