called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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