Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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