I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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