she woke up with a sticky ear
i think my mom watched the whole time
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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