he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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