You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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