i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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