It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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