that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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