do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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