Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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