That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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